freudian slip

Claude Monet, talking of his love of the sea:

"I should like to be always near it or on it, and when I die, to be buried in a buoy."

I completely misread this sentence.

apt

6 months on and I'm only 100 pages into this book of aphorisms. I keep putting it down in order to read something else.

It's only struck me now just how apposite that is.

beyond deep throat to peristalsis

A man can dream, can't he?